| Wayne Rooney |
Wayne Rooney, charismatic England international, is one of
the finest players the world has ever seen. The player has an incredible fan
following throughout the globe and has achieved almost everything which other
protagonist in his field failed to do. I have specially assumed Wayne Rooney to
be part of this scenario because he is always bound with controversies and that
qualifies him to be an Indian sportsman.
I would like to bring in some of the events which could have
possibly happened, if he was ever part of Indian National Team.
The star in the blue jersey has all started waving his magic
for the national team. He has now turned
out to be more popular than Sachin Tendulkar (but still far behind Rajnikanth).
The people are now slowly turning their attention towards football from cricket.
Rooney has now become more important for media compared to Dhoni.
Some of the series of
things which would have happened are as follows:
Wayne Rooney linked
up with Poonam Pandey:
If any sportsman is popular in India then they have to be
ultimately linked up with a Bollywood star. So Poonam Pandey, a model very
close to sporting fraternity for all wrong reasons, is perfect for this. The stories
about them being in relationship are fueling in tabloids and have become one of
the major events in the country.
Wayne Rooney in a reality show:
How can reality show producers waste this opportunity? We
have already seen Baichung Bhutia in ‘Jhalak Dikhlaja’, so Rooney cannot miss
this opportunity. The whole country is now watching Rooney dancing on some Bollywood
numbers. This has resulted in skipping his practice sessions, leading it to a
battle with team management.
Rooney in a rally
with Congress:
If popular and with controversies, one is qualified to become
a politician in India. Rooney having these special qualities has now automatically
become part of a political rally. In his speech he would have claimed that, “in
his childhood he never had a ground to play, but when congress came to power he
got football grounds and that is why he has reached this heights today.” He
would have appealed the masses to vote for congress.
In the end Rooney
hang his boots.
This must have seemed to be funny but this is what happens
in India. The reason behind this blog was not to show the negativity in the
country. This was a prior warning to all Indian Footballers who are all ready
to be part of fame and fortune in near future.
The love for football is increasing, recently in Facebook I
saw 1123 comments on news related to Indian football and 2225 people liking it.
It is clearly evident that football is getting popular in India. This seems to
be a good indication but as it said, “More the power more the responsibility.”
I would like to apologize if this blog has hurt sentiments
of any person!
Very true!for India a game is not a game.its something more than that and ultimately the focus shifts.
ReplyDeleteYes the focus do shift ... and stopping it is the only solution!
DeleteHaha! I liked your imagination. The post is very humorous. But the fact stated remains true, if Rooney would have been an Indian player. And on a second note, i agree to the fact that the fever of football in India is very high now.
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ReplyDeleteWhen you look at the kids today, playing football is one common thing amongst all of them which they will abide to.By this,one can surely guess that the craze of football has taken it's toll. Be it for impressing girls or may be their passion and love for the game or may be for status symbol amongst peer groups, there is a considerable increase in the number of people liking football which was not the case earlier. And yes, be it Rooney or be it anyone, a star cannot be a star if he is not involved in any controversy! Popularity is a double-edged sword. Controversies are bound to happen.
ReplyDeleteU r forgiven bro :)
ReplyDeleteBut gud sattarical article on the state and impact of sports on the Indian Population...Even though it could have been made more interesting...But more than Wayne Rooney we would like hundreds of Chettri's, Bhutia's , Vijayan , Gawli and Subrata Paul wearing the Indian Blue and making us proud and famous in the global media :)
It's very humorous! though I don't fallow football I liked it! Bibin you should try out writing for Faking news & you forget to mention Rooney in Bollywood just like Ajay Jadeja or others too.
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